"For my first trick I’m going to turn the lower half of the snowman yellow." - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. "These are hands Stan, HANDS." - SUBMITTED BY SAMANTHA JUHAN "He's home early! Clean up, quick! I'll go poop on the floor to distract him!" - SUBMITTED BY SIAN THOMSON "Ugh, he's back again, time to start barking." - SUBMITTED BY CHEYENNE BILGE He's coming back, and you know he's going to wonder who opened that Merlot." - SUBMITTED BY SUSAN LANE "That guy that pees on your rose bushes is out front again. "For the hundreth time, we are not adding a triangle!" - SUBMITTED BY CAYTLIN SMITH "Doesnt exactly fit in with our eerie and mysterious signature sound." - SUBMITTED BY MARY KAY YOUNG "Martha, when I said you should chime in any time at our meeting, this wasn't really what I meant!" - SUBMITTED BY LINDA DULIN "Barb, I’ve thought about it, and I think it’s time for you to take the other bed." - SUBMITTED BY CASI MAYNARD " Didn’t you say you wanted the cat to get off of the bed?" - SUBMITTED BY JOSEPH A. I’m good right here." - SUBMITTED BY KIRK AUGUSTINE "You're home early!" - SUBMITTED BY TOM CAVALLI & SONJA TOMIC "If it’s not too much trouble, could you get me the remote? " "Booties are so last year." - SUBMITTED BY XAVIER RUEL " It's called fashion, look it up." - SUBMITTED BY SHARON " On the bright side, no more cone of shame." - SUBMITTED BY ANDREW HAWKINS I'm a purebread." - SUBMITTED BY MICHAEL HOLMES "At least it makes my legs look slimmer." There's not even one cat on there." - SUBMITTED BY KIMBERLY JUKES " Yes, I ordered the people bag." - SUBMITTED BY FRAN EOANNOU " I hope this is animal style!" - SUBMITTED BY STEPHANIE LEVITT "And a Barks Root Beer to go, please." - SUBMITTED BY MARK A. "Turns out, if you bite the Grub Hub delivery person, "You could go water skiing, scuba diving, swimming or 100 other activities that you can't do at home, but no! My kid wants to play fetch." - SUBMITTED BY SILVANA LAGROTTERIA "We're only catching rays today." - SUBMITTED BY ANDREA MYERS "I wish he would learn to lie down." - SUBMITTED BY ROBERT WELCH "Who did you sniff to get a reservation?" - SUBMITTED BY Tim Dowell "Excuse me.do you have any grey poop-on?" - SUBMITTED BY Lauren Clark "The wine is very sweet with hints of fresh goose droppings." - SUBMITTED BY Joseph A. There’s no bunnies on this slope.” - SUBMITTED BY Joseph A. “You should have thought of that before we left.” - SUBMITTED BY Scott Finbar “They call us ‘Drool Runnings.’” - SUBMITTED BY Michael Holmes “And you said I’d never be a sled dog.” - SUBMITTED BY Robert Welch “Better to be steering the sled than pulling, Fred,” “Guess who got to run in the dump today? Come on, guess!” - SUBMITTED BY Joseph A. “Let them try to get the stick now.” - SUBMITTED BY P. “So, your little girl thinks she wants to be a vet, huh?” - SUBMITTED BY Melodie Pulvermacher “You aren’t allowed to watch the Met Gala next year.” - SUBMITTED BY Mary Berg “I’m Max, a Nova Scotia Duct TapeTolling Retriever!” Click here to enter the current caption contest! Spring 2023 Winners
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